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Daily recaps of everything-NBA. That means every day. In other words that means every 24 hours — give or take because I’m human — you’ll hear from the BBNLIM💪 (aka Burger Ball News Letter Intern Mob 💪) and have a new fresh and $picy and $aucy email delivered to you by one of our interns.
That means we’ll be covering the Association and its players, its teams, its owners, its fans, its highlights, its tweets, its *ll-d*y-everyth*ng.
I will offer trips to the inner parts of my m*nd too here and there. Can’t promise to drop categorical knowledge on a daily basis, let alone give you any sort of plan because I don’t have any idea what will pop tomorrow or next Thursday. Such is my brain and such are the connectors in it. Reckless synaps*s right inside the soft muscle.
We will be dropping very COPPABLE sh*t. You can already get a preview and grab some stuff leading up to Santa’s Arrival 💰 For some reason the store is seemingly always on sale which 1) bugs me 2) helps you 3) makes no sense but 4) it’s what it is so take ADVANTAGE of it.
I spend half of the day preparing and keeping my information freshest than neon lett*ce so my words slap when I drop them at different places. The other half I spend sleeping or reading interesting, weird, not-basketball-related stuff so I can get smarter. What I mean is I will be sharing some of that deep knowledge with the *** $picy & $aucy Intelligentsia ***. Get ready, it’s coming.
More sh*t we’re forgetting at this moment. We’ll M*S D*F come with the surprising goodies, though
Some FUN SH*T, is what I’m saying
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